So my avatar paid rent in Second Life… and won.

I asked it to do laundry.

Turns out my digital self has better Wi-Fi than my actual self.

I cried when I saw my profile pic—my ghost got more likes than my tears.

They say beauty’s now NFT-ified.

My mom’s Korean filter says ‘just smile’.

My dad’s Afro-neural net says ‘stay real’.

I edited myself for $0.99 on Etsy.

You ever feel your avatar loves you more?

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